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Goes to France
Cross-Eyed Santa is back-and this time, he's headed to France!
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When Cross-Eyed Santa arrives in Paris, he quickly discovers a world filled with towering landmarks, bustling cafés, fresh baguettes, and plenty of opportunities for mischief. From imagining the Eiffel Tower as a giant candy cane to accidentally starting a hilarious baguette sword fight, Santa's unforgettable adventure through France is packed with chaos, laughter, and playful surprises.
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Filled with whimsical humor, colorful illustrations, and lighthearted storytelling, Cross-Eyed Santa Goes to France is a charming short story adventure perfect for children, families, and anyone who enjoys silly characters and imaginative fun. This non-canon side adventure in the Cross-Eyed Santa series celebrates curiosity, creativity, and the joy of seeing the world a little differently.
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This is the Santa no one was expecting.
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After leaving the North Pole behind, Cross-Eyed Santa takes on an unexpected job—and brings his usual chaos along with him. What follows is a hilarious and heartwarming story filled with surprises, laughter, and a little bit of mischief.
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Perfect for kids and just as fun for the adults reading along.