Cross-Eyed Santa is the version of Santa no child has ever asked for—at least not on purpose.

 

After years of checking his list and sipping hot chocolate at the North Pole, Santa decides it’s time for something new. Stepping into the real world, he takes on an unexpected job as a crossing guard—bringing his usual chaos, charm, and confusion along the way.

 

What follows is a hilarious and heartwarming adventure filled with surprises, laughter, and just enough mischief to keep everyone entertained.

 

Perfect for kids and just as fun for the adults reading along, this story is meant to be shared, enjoyed, and laughed through together.